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Poem 1: "The Birthday Blues". Oh, another year has come and gone, dear friend,But don't you fret, it's not the end!Though your joints may creak and your hair turn gray,Remember, age is just a number, they say! So blow out those candles, make a wish,But don't strain too hard, you might hurt your wrist!Just take it easy, enjoy the ride,And.
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These Funny Aging poems are examples of Aging poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Aging Funny poems written by international poets. In the Shade of Her Mango Tree. Sally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.
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When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple. Not My Age by Unknown Author That's not my age; it's just not true. My heart is young; the time just flew. I'm staring at this strange old face, And someone else is in my place! My body's not in disrepair. I've not much grey in my brown hair. I sometimes feel a little tired
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Funny Age-related Poems. The young wish they were older, the middle aged wish they were younger and the seriously old delight in telling you just how old they are - I'm in my 90th year, you know. All offer fertile hunting grounds for funny poetry, even before you take into account the ravages that aging causes to the human body.
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1 2 3 > Sort By Recommended Highest Rated New Poems Most Shared Most Votes Most Stories 1. I Still Matter Top 100 2 By Patricia A Fleming Published by Family Friend Poems September 2017 with permission of the Author. Dealing With Growing Old I'M STILL HERE My looks are nothing special, My face reveals my age, Read Complete Poem Stories 16
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One yellow pill I have to pop. Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take. Goes to my hands so they won't shake. The blue ones that I use a lot. Tell me I'm happy when I'm not. The purple pill goes to my brain. And tells me that I have no pain. The capsules tell me not to wheeze.
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Author bio Follow Aging gracefully feels like a challenge. Ageism can play a negative role in today's society, which can make it hard to approach big birthdays with excitement. Growing old is a gift, though—life experiences and loved ones can make it a great time. These poems cover a wide range, too.
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Ask A Stupid Question A local reporter Asks an old lady at her leisure "What part of being 104 Gives you most pleasure?" She simply replied to him "No peer pressure" Over The Hill As a young man in the full flower of youth
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20 Funny Birthday Poems About Old Age Share these funny birthday poems about old age with someone who is old in years but not in mind. The verses are sure to bring a smile to their face. Age is just a number, you are only old if you think you are old. There are many who have said this.
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15 Funny Poems About Getting Old 1. "A Symphony of Silver Strands" 2. "Over the Hill and Down the Lane" 3. "The Dance of the Growing Old" 4. "The Child Inside" 5. "A Sprightly Stroll" 6. "Together" 7. "The Fountain of Youth" 8. "Age Is Just a Number" 9. "The Lusty Lady of Sunset Hill" 10. "Simply Gold" 11. "When Age Descends" 12.
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Poem Details | by John Gondolf | Categories: age, humorous, My Thoughts On Aging Just yesterday morning while shaving my face, I looked in the mirror in total dismay; my once youthful looks somehow time did erase, and there stood a stranger with age on display.
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Poet: Catherine Pulsifer I feel like snap, crackle, pop I wish my age would just stop I bend down and my knees do snap Makes me feel like my legs will flap Then my arthritis makes me crackle I wonder what next I can tackle And if I turn too fast I hear "pop" My neck makes this noise like an old mop. But let me tell you it's okay
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Robertson Davies All friendships go through an aging process just like a garden goes through all the seasons. Mary S. Scotsburn While the words may seem funny, aging can truly be sunny - live each day and let aging have its way -enjoy your life and keep smilin' the years will pass by that is for certain! Catherine Pulsifer, The Years Go By
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Published November 6, 2019 Blend Images - Rolf Bruderer via Getty Images Getting older may not be easy, but some funny poems about being a senior citizen can help you find some humor in the situation. Maybe a few of these original poems will give you a giggle you'll want to share with your friends. Funny Poems About Life as a Senior
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Need a smile? Funny poems about aging offer a delightful way to laugh at the inevitable changes that come with growing older. Lighthearted poems provide a unique perspective on the challenges and joys of gracefully navigating the aging process.
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Albert Einstein. "You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.". George Bernard Shaw. "Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.". David Bowie. "As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.". Margaret Deland.